Nanecdotes: Confessions of a Thirty-Day Novelist
Got Quips? Nanecdotes is a collection of my favorite quips regarding Nanowrimo, a quest to write a 50,000 word novel, in 30 days. (What comes out is not ready for human eyes. Even blind cave fish shouldn’t read this stuff before major edits).
What should be read are quips about writing.
“You’ve reached 9-1-1.”
“It’s an emergency. I’m having contractions minutes apart.”
“Is this your first baby.”
“Baby? I must have typed won’t instead of will not a hundred times. These contractions are killing my word count. Hello? Hello?”