GENEALOGY QUIPS

Vader: “Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.”

Luke: “He told me enough! He told me you killed him!”

Vader: “No, I am your father.”

Luke:”That’s awesome! I’ve been having the hardest time. Is Leia my sister, because the DNA hasn’t come back yet, and Uncle Ben was kind of a dick about telling me stuff. Who’s your dad and mom? Any idea? Because I have the Ancestry Intergalactic subscription and it costs a bundle. I had to sell R2.”

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